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No two are ever alike. Some may be doing similar things (The New York Cheesecake Series of expressionistic painter dogs) but they all paint a different picture, or sculpture.

I am often asked how long it takes to make one of these little guys. Less than a day or two, if you don't count the 25 years of study to figure them out. An L.A. lawyer charges you more for two hours of their time (doing and accomplishing nothing) than I do for one of these specialized pieces, which ultimately take up to two months to properly complete.

Although serious art is not supposed to make you smile, those who believe in that philosophy take life way too seriously. We're talkin' value...we're talkin' lifetime of enjoyment for you, your kids, and your kid's kids and so on...

One hundred years from now this object will still exist!
These works are fired clay, which is as strong as stone. If left undisturbed, time will not age them. Colors will remain, forms will not change at al for hundreds of years. Their stories are timeless. Their execution has been considered an American standard since 1984. These are a few of the characters...